Sunday, November 14, 2010

Beware the Big Bad Gay Spirit


FYI these are just some of the images that pop up when you Google Image 'gay spirit'.
Why was I Google Imaging 'gay spirit'? Read below to find out.
PS - Also read below to find out what Stephen Colbert plans to do about that darn gay spirit on the loose...

Here are some nugget highlights of the many comments on this CNN article about the Georgia pastor coming out of the closet after yet another youth in America took their own life. There were over 500 comments last I checked, most of which were grammatically appalling, unabashedly condemning and just plain stupid. Also most of which were made by those who call themselves Christians. I'm not here to judge - ok, yes I am - as there were several self-proclaimed Christians who supported the pastor's decision to come out, but for those Christians that said he's going to burn in hell and needs to turn away from the 'that life of sin' I say to ya'll: A) You can suck it, and B) REALLY? You call yourselves Christians? Well shame. on. you.

I admit, it's been a while since I cracked open a Bible or sat through a mass that wasn't a wedding or a funeral, but I'm pretty sure that at least some of my years of Catholic upbringing are still in me somewhere and from what I recall, God and Christ's main message is about love and not condemning and stuff, so long as you all love God and Christ, right? Oh and also as long as you're not out killing people and stealing and stuff too. You know, that whole no casting stones thing? And like how ultimately all that judging business takes place when like the world ends. But like I said, it's been a while so feel free to bring me up to date if things have changed since 2005.

Seriously though, for some good laughs today, please read those comments. For some good cringing today, read those comments. Sadly, these boneheads exist. They are sitting next to you in Church or in Starbucks, they are going to school with your children, and hell, they might even be your boss (but luckily not my boss because we've totally had these conversations). Scary freaking stuff ya'll. PPS - My comments are in bold, feel free to leave yours.

LADY D.

The BIBLE SAY WE ARE SUPPOSE TO HAVE THE FRUITS OF THE SPIRIT NOT BE A FRUIT IN THE SPIRIT - Absolutely laughed out loud at the ridiculousness. One little ignorant line from one hugely ignorantly closed mind. You, Lady D., are an idiot.
no nonsense said...
If God really thought one was born gay, then HIV would have probably not been born. Really now, keep gays in the closet and keep them out of the military!!!! No Nonsense this is absolutely nonsense and stupidity. You are nonsense.
F-You said...
God does not exist, you freaking retards. Ok, this is harsh but it made me laugh out loud.
Dan said...
This "pastor" is not a Christian. By definition, a Christian is a follower of Jesus Christ. If you want to follow Jesus, you must turn away from your past sins (whatever they are) and place your faith and trust for salvation in Christ alone. He's the only way. (Jn 14:6) Yes, God is a loving God, but He is also a God who demands obedience. If you willfully sin, you are God's enemy and the bible says that you can only expect judgement and raging fire from God. (Heb 10:26-27)
Do not be deceived, If you want to inherit the Kingdom of Heaven – you must follow Jesus Christ. All those who do not will end up in a fiery furnace known as hell. Turn away from your past way of life and follow Jesus. Do it now – while you still can. It's too late after you die. So basically, if you are gay then you will eventually burn in hell. Thus, lead a life of hell here on earth as you deny who you are and lie to those around you. Live and wallow in your own personal hell while you are living so you may have peace when you die. Um yeah. Stupidist idea ever. Dan, people like you are the reason why these kids would rather off themselves then face the hate that you bring to them.
oleg said...
Well, the term gay was created by media, not by god or some other higher creature. and media is created by evil. I mean, there would be no gay, if there was no term for it. They have created the spirit of Gay. Then gave this "spirit" a name of "Gay" and now this spirit evolves and trying to get stronger. This Gay Spirit is fed by ignorance of ordinary person. The more people think it is OK to be Gay, the stronger this Spirit gets. The more people will fall for it. If we let this Gay Spirit to get stronger, This will undermine the whole human universe. Then, after the Gay Spirit, other evil creatures will follow into our universe.... can't you see people... It is not that these people Gay, they are not, they are lost souls. The Gay spirit takes control over a lost soul... I can see it now, the 'Gay Spirit' costume at Halloween. Ooooohhh, scary. This might have been my favorite. And thank you Jamie, whomever you are, for taking time to reply to his comment...
Jaime said...

@OLEG
What the heck? Man, you are one scary dude. Gay spirit? Please dont reproduce, and if you do, make sure to give your kids up for adoption. That is probably the most comically bone headed thing i have read in a while. I really cant believe you honestly think that is true. You're like a kid living in a fantasy world. There is no gay evil spirit, and if there is then there is also a stupid evil spirit and it's obviously got ahold of you. Looks like youre F-ed
Never fear Jamie and Oleg for Stephen Colbert has the answer as to what to do with the evil gay spirit who is out to undermine the entire universe!

ZIMMERLI01 said...
MAYBE HE SHOULD HAD JUMPED FROM THE BRIDGE TOO BECAUSE IN FRONT OF GOD, HE MIGHT BE DEAD ANYWAYS!! You SUCK Zimmer. Maybe you should jump from a bridge and take your stupid hate with you. Ok, don't jump from a bridge but pretty please, just stop talking.
welches, oregon said...
I believe everyone has missed the point – if being gay were more acceptable, than the suicide would not have happened. So, more gay people in prominence are stepping forth in an effort to see being gay as more acceptable. Being gay will never stop, just as being hetro will never stop. Thank you Welches, Oregon.
So, read for yourself. Decide for yourself. Just don't be an idiot. Don't hate.

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