After weighing all the excellent options proposed by my FB fam, I said fug it and went for the mlb.tv premium package instead. Sorry ya'll. Translate: I can watch every single stinking game that my Rangers have to play this season from the comfort of my laptop/computer. Except when I'm at work. Because that would be wrong and unprofessional, right?
But still, for $20 a month I can watch roughly 75% of the games and it will be glorious. It's just that easy. I'm that easy. And ok, for that amount of moolah I could be supplying Terri Raith with Netflix every month, feeding a small village somewhere (dammit), getting partial massages, or stocking my liquor cabinet with brandy. All tempting I admit. But then I weigh the cost of me actually watching even one game in a bar and we're talking an easy $50 tab for the Kevster and myself. That's all the math I needed. I was sold, hook, line and sinker. Seriously, mlb.com should use that as a selling point - you're welcome mlb.tv.
So my dear FB famila, shanksh for your comments. They were duly noted and appreciated. I swear. Except you, Rob - paranoid much? Go Rangers.