You can't make this stuff up. This totally happened. Twice.
Thursday night texting with Co-worker Carrie:
cc: What are you doing this eve?
me: I taught til 8 then went to neighbors' - you?
cc: Playing with cat and sister.
me: Awwwww. #cutestthingever. Penis still 11ish? Can Katie go?
me: Oh shit! I said pedis!
me: F*cking autocorrect!
cc: Yes on both counts.
And as if that wasn't enough, auotcorrect bit me in the ass again the next morning...
me: Getting penis before work - wooooo!
me: Shit! Pedi mom. I'm getting a pedi before work. F*cking autocorrect.
mom: omg this made my day. Thank you!
Did you miss me?