Tuesday, May 10, 2011

What the H.

What the H ya'll, I haven't been this delinquent since 2010.  I feel so.... lazy.  Although I like to think I'm not, but still it feels that way. Is it a coincidence that my delinquency coincided with my mlb.tv acquisition?  Thank you Queenkandis for pointing that out.   I admit, mlb.tv has been a game changer for me but I will try to find my balance.  It's still early in the season - must. find. balance.  And the Rangers must find their wins again and unload some of that DL, huh?  Our outfielders that we started with have all been sidelined with injuries and it's only May.  Not only that, but they have managed to slip into a tie for second, 2 games away from first.  #toocloseforcomfort.  Fug.  

So here's some stuff that's been ahappenin lately and had I written it in the past then my present self would be like 'No way!'  But it's totally true Future Self so check this sh*t out:
I paid $4.19 for gas today which is an improvement over last week's $4.24 - no lie.  Thank you Jesus I only live a mile from work and Kev's commute will come to a halt this summer but it STILL SUCKS.
And also?  Donald Trump is considering a run for the 2012 Presidential race.  No, that's not a joke ya'll, it's like for real.  I pray for a Trump-Palin ticket.  Go ahead, chew on it.  
Osama Bin Laden no es mas.  So much for a life of impoverished cave dwelling, the world's most-wanted criminal was actually living large in a million dollar compound in the almost heart of Pakistan.  Shocking.  And as the announcements came rolling across the airwaves, the US rejoiced and danced in the streets, literally.  Not to steal anyone's thunder or rain on anyone's proverbial parade, but the celebratory wake that followed was what I thought was equivalent to sticking out our tongues at all of al-Qaeda and singing nannynannybooboo.  And by the way, I'm going to go ahead and put this out there: THE PUBLIC DOES NOT NEED TO SEE PHOTOS OF A BULLET THROUGH THE EYE.  What the hell is wrong with you people?

I couldn't resist.  I saved the best for last kids so hang onto your hats...  Hawaii is in fact a US state AND Barrack Obama is US CITIZEN.  Wow.  Once again in an attempt to quell the conservative masses our commander in chief gave in and released a copy of his birth certificate.  Again.  For weeks the Birthers (yes they needed  to name their patriotic 'movement') constructed their platform of truth, led by none other than the Trumpster himself.  And not shockingly, the release of the birth certificate has done nothing to shut them up.  For sheer entertainment here is some fun and irrational reading.
Are you freaking kidding me?  It's exhausting, really.
How sure are we that Hawaii was really a state by 1961?  I mean sure the books say 1959 but all of those could have been doctored too, right?  COME ON ALREADY!

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